Shoelaces As Seen In The News
Shoelaces occasionally make an appearance in the news, where they have been involved in good and bad, happy and sad events. Here's some excerpts from various news stories involving shoelaces.
News Story Excerpts – 2022
72-year-old man flipped 25-year-old attacker to fend off unprovoked assault
– CBC Radio (Canada), 28-Jun-2022
The 72-year-old man was watching the construction of a new bridge from the overpass when a 25-year-old attacked and tried to strangle him with a shoelace, according to a police news release on Tuesday.
The senior fought off the attack by flipping the 25-year-old over his shoulder and restraining him with the help of a passerby until police arrived. The 72-year-old did not require medical attention.
The Phillies' Latest Meltdown Involved Jeurys Familia Repeatedly Failing To Tie His Shoes
– Defector (USA), 01-Jun-2022
After throwing a wild pitch that allowed Pederson to advance to second, Familia – who it should be noted takes an
excruciatingly long time between pitches – stopped to tie his right shoelace. Then he stopped to
tied (sic) the same shoelace several more times before the inning was over!
Now, you might be thinking that, for once, this is a Phillies bullpen meltdown that beleaguered manager Joe Girardi didn't
have a direct hand in authoring. After all, what role could a manager play in his pitcher forgetting both how to cover
first and how to tie his shoes?
Well, check this out: Familia pitched on May 29, and then again on May 30, which would make his Tuesday appearance against the Giants his ... third consecutive appearance. Obviously he was too fatigued to properly tie his shoes before taking the mound, which then affected his ability to effectively cover first base. So, once again, we can hang this Phillies loss on Girardi.
The Accountancy Partnership raise £5,895 for Stick'n'Step
– Wirral Globe (UK), 24-May-2022
The children and staff at Stick 'n' Step issued the team at The Accountancy Partnership (TAP) based in Birkenhead, with a
series of dares which they have now completed.
These included a hike up a Welsh mountain carrying plates of jelly, a relay race in chicken suits, a cycling spin dressed as superheroes and finally a Supersonic Shoelace Race!
Learning the fine motor skills needed to fasten shoelaces can be an intricate challenge for children with cerebral palsy.
Children at Stick 'n' Step challenged the TAP team to take it in turns tying each other's shoelaces as fast as they could with the fastest person to tie laces being the winner.
Mum of Washington student accused of planning terror acts says he “struggles to tie own shoe laces”
– ITV (UK), 11-May-2022
The mother of a student accused of preparing acts of terrorism has told a jury he struggles with basic tasks and has difficulty tying his shoe laces to this day.
Deborah Skelton told the jury at Teesside Crown Court on Wednesday 11 May how her 18-year-old son Luke had been diagnosed with autism as a young child.
Woman yells at boy and twists his ear in public for not knowing how to tie shoelaces
– Straits Times (Singapore), 21-Mar-2022
Wenqing recounted: “The woman was scolding the boy for not knowing how to tie his shoelace and not following her instructions.”
“What prompted me to take a video was that she actually kicked the boy twice when he was kneeling down to tie his shoelaces, while he was trying his best to do it in accordance to the way the woman wanted. I was so shocked.”
In one clip, the woman can be seen shouting at the boy and then showing him how to tie his shoelaces. She is then seen pinching and twisting his left ear while yelling at him.
“Her shoelaces were still on fire”: Incredible act of courage and compassion
– The Age (Australia), 11-Mar-2022
Lawyer Bernie “The Attorney” Balmer received official recognition for the heroism and compassion he displayed 36 years ago
in the hell that was the Russell Street bombing.
He was the first at the scene and the first to try to help the fatally injured Constable Angela Taylor.
“The blast had ripped her clothes away, and she had shocking burns. Her shoelaces were still on fire and I bent down to put them out,” he said.
Mr Balmer comforted her, well aware secondary explosions were possible.
Trappers need to mark their traps – Letters To Editor
– Daily News-Miner (USA), 06-Mar-2022
My sweet little dog should be dead. A week ago a friend was skiing with her from a popular trailhead off the Denali Highway when she was caught in a Conibear trap. There were no signs or any indication that traps were in the area.
Had not my friend been tenacious and creative – she used her boot laces to tie one side of the trap open while she used both hands to open the other side – my dog would not have survived. It's a miracle she did.
Supporting Fine Motor Skills One Loop at a Time; First Grade Shoelace Challenge Proves a Hit
– Fairfax County Public Schools (USA), 23-Feb-2022
It's a life skill we all need to master sooner or later but for our younger students, tying shoelaces became something of a lost art during the pandemic.
Staying at home meant there was less need to focus on bunny ears and that has meant fewer than expected children were able to take care of this task as they returned to in-person schooling. Instead, the job of re-tying multiple sets of laces a day has fallen to school staff.
Now, first grade teachers at Stratford Landing Elementary School in Alexandria are getting students back on track with a weekly shoelace challenge.
The goal is that by the end of this school year, all first graders will have acquired this fine motor skill.
Everton manager Frank Lampard fined player for stopping to tie his laces on his first day of training
– The Sun (UK), 04-Feb-2022
One player arrived to a post-lunch meeting seconds late after tending to his trainers.
He was told to have the cash on the boss's desk the next morning.
The late-running player turned up with a wad of notes on Wednesday morning – and was relieved when Lamps refused to take it.
The boss shook his hand in front of teammates – and said it was a warning. But anyone breaking the rules will cough up from Monday. Fines will go to charities and for a team night out.
The insider added: “It could have been the most expensive lace-tying in history but the squad now knows they must stick to the rules.”
VOIVOD's AWAY Explains 'Synchro Anarchy' Album Title
– Blabbermouth (USA), 31-Jan-2022
“... I was untying my shoes and I had this flash of skipping a beat every bar. So I stood up and I said, 'Hey, I have an idea,' and I was walking towards the drum and I stepped on one of my shoelaces and I tripped and almost fell on the drum kit. It was pretty funny because the flash I had was to skip a beat and I skipped a step and all that. Anyhow, I played the beat and Chewy [guitarist Daniel Mongrain] recorded the beat and named it 'Away's Shoelace Incident'. And it gave Snake [singer Denis Bélanger] the idea of writing lyrics about these strange timings in life when you stop to tie your shoe and a car will whizz by and a second later it will be over and these things. And he had shortened the title to 'Shoelace', but I saw in his lyrics the words 'Synchro Anarchy' and I said, 'Man, it would be a great title for the song.' And he agreed.”
Staff Accused of Using Shoelace to Mask Disabled Student Found of No Criminal Wrongdoing
– Newsweek (USA), 24-Jan-2022
A Florida school district and members of its staff will not have charges brought against them after a
shoelace was used to tie a face mask onto a disabled student, according to a Florida state attorney.
Archer [state attorney] concurred with the officers' findings, saying in a statement that “after a careful review of the investigative reports, interviews, and evidence provided to our office, we agree with the conclusion reached by the Indian Harbor Beach Police that no criminal acts were committed.”
He went on to state that the case is “a textbook example of what rushing to judgment prior to the conclusion of an investigation can produce in today's hypersensitive, politically charged climate.”
Ian's Comment: See also original story of the family suing in 2021.
M&Ms' beloved characters are getting a new look
– CNN Business (USA), 20-Jan-2022
The candy's anthropomorphized chocolate characters are being made over, and the logo is also getting a tweak.
But the most noticeable change is to the six M&M characters: new shoes. Green has swapped her go-go boots for sneakers. Brown is sporting lower, more sensible heels. Red and Yellow's shoes now have laces. Orange's shoes laces are no longer untied.
Taylor Swift on Being in LA and NYC; ‘I Cannot Have One Shoelace Untied'
– Showbiz Cheat Sheet (USA), 11-Jan-2022
“I know if I'm in Nashville, I can wear whatever I want. And if I want to wear the same pair of shoes two days in a row,
no one's going to notice because there aren't paparazzi waiting outside my place. And that is a whole different level of
comfort than I experience in the rest of the world.”
“But if I'm going to New York or LA, I know I should pack a few different outfits and I should not repeat outfits because that will be very loudly pointed out to me,” Swift added. “I should not look wrinkled. I cannot have one shoelace untied. I cannot have any mysterious bruises or scrapes on my legs. It will be questioned. Very interesting dynamic changes from city to city, and yet I'm used to all of them strangely.”
Ian's comment: I've long included Taylor in my list of possible Granny Knotting Celebrities, so I'm guilty of being one of her critics. My intentions, however, are purely in everyone's best interests – including Taylor's!
Video shows man attacking woman at Miami airport bus stop
– Miami Herald (USA), 07-Jan-2022
An attack captured on surveillance video shows a man strangling a woman with a shoelace at a Miami
International Airport bus stop as she fights for her life and another man comes to the rescue.
The video starts with Quiñones messing with his shoe on a bench while a woman sits nearby with her back toward him. Quiñones looks around before putting down and grabbing the shoelace, the video shows.
He goes behind the woman and puts the shoelace around her neck, pulling her toward him. She tries to free herself, but Quiñones overpowers her and moves off the bench.
See also: Original story of the attack below.
Man accused of trying to strangle woman with shoelace at Florida bus stop, police say
– WFLA News (USA), 03-Jan-2022
According to investigators, the incident happened around 11 a.m. Sunday as the 26-year-old woman was waiting for a bus, not far from Miami International Airport when 27-year-old Aaron K. Quinones, approached the woman from behind and started to strangle her with a shoelace.
See also: Follow-up story with video of the attack above.